LMAO I’VE EATEN CHOPPED UP PEAR but I’ve never actually eaten a pear by biting into it like an apple!!
omg thank you!!! i feel like charlie kelly I’VE NEVER HAD A PEAR BEFORE
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
HE’S FINALLY BACK
TO KICK SOME TAIL
IF HE SHOOTS YA (AAAH), HE’LL
aliens are real they’re just staying in their lane
Being a man is okay.
Being a chauvinist is not.
Being straight is okay.
Being homophobic is not.
Being white is okay.
Being racist is not.
Being a vegan is okay.
Being oppressive of carnivores is not.
I love carnivores! Lions, tigers, sharks, alligators…all those animals who literally need meat to live. I’d never be mean to one for eating what they’d actually die without. I mean it’s not like a lion can walk into a supermarket and buy some bananas…and they couldn’t digest them properly anyway! Good thing humans aren’t carnivores and can thrive on a diet of 100% plant-based foods, which therefore makes participation in the exploitation of animals purely elective and therefore highly unethical!