LMAO I’VE EATEN CHOPPED UP PEAR but I’ve never actually eaten a pear by biting into it like an apple!!

LMAO I’VE EATEN CHOPPED UP PEAR but I’ve never actually eaten a pear by biting into it like an apple!!

i dont think pears explode that easy, at least while theyre fresh!! but considering it was in their backpack (for god knows how long) it may have been old and fruit tends to get squishier, and welll, more explodable. just lettin you know!!!!
Anonymous

omg thank you!!! i feel like charlie kelly I’VE NEVER HAD A PEAR BEFORE

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

The money, Skyler, where is the rest? Skyler, where is the money?!

tmcb:

HE’S FINALLY BACK

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TO KICK SOME TAIL

IF HE SHOOTS YA (AAAH), HE’LL

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gargoyleweapon:

aliens are real they’re just staying in their lane

why do people feel the need to make posts saying “it’s okay to be white”….lmao

vegan-vulcan:

lovemorganmae:

Being a man is okay.
Being a chauvinist is not.
Being straight is okay.
Being homophobic is not.
Being white is okay.
Being racist is not.
Being a vegan is okay.
Being oppressive of carnivores is not.

I love carnivores! Lions, tigers, sharks, alligators…all those animals who literally need meat to live. I’d never be mean to one for eating what they’d actually die without. I mean it’s not like a lion can walk into a supermarket and buy some bananas…and they couldn’t digest them properly anyway! Good thing humans aren’t carnivores and can thrive on a diet of 100% plant-based foods, which therefore makes participation in the exploitation of animals purely elective and therefore highly unethical!

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